Thursday, October 29, 2009

RHOA 2: Summing It All Up


RHOA Season 2 is over and I have some things to say!! Let's start dishin'!!


Ne Ne, Season 1 you were funny and opinionated and it was perfectly OK. We liked ur 'tell it like it is attitude' and you were definitely the jokester of the crew. Season 2, What in the hell happened!? You were just being a down right bitch for no reason! I personally, do not understand the so-called beef you had with Kandi. She had nothing to do with anything she was just doing her job as a songwriter/producer. Get over yourself. Quit worrying about Kim and Kandi and worry about Greg and that unproductive son of yours. BAM!

Lisa
, Season 1 loved you. You were the talkative peacemaker and feisty all at the same time. Season 2 a little boring but that's a good thing. You and Ed have a true steady relationship and it's not drama-filled you guys truly love and support each other. Thats just unfortunately a bore for Reality TV. Also, *sigh* your fashion show was a little thrown together...honey it is what it is.. BUT, you did pull it off so kudos. Closet Freak sounds more like a lingerie line which would probably be more marketable for you. You don't stand out as a fashionista Lisa. Not a trendsetter but definitely a go-getter! (Just think about that lingerie line) Good luck on the new home and the expanding of the family!

Sheree
, Season 1 hated you. You were trying so hard to speak so well and come off as elite and prestigious as you could. But when the sh*t hit the fan after season 1 and your business was out there, you had no choice but to keep it real. Season 2 I started liking you a bit more especially after you held your own with the party planner! Loved it! Who gon check you boo? Nobody! You were wrong for showing up to Lisa's show LATE and UNDER dressed. Honey, we never see ur kids so don't act like Super Mom now. OVER IT. She by Sheree...MMmm I was expecting more...I wasn't 100% impressed but who am I? Some of the clothes were churchy, some were summer, some were winter...I just couldn't grasp the concept. Thank goodness Dwight was your fairy godmother! And are you gay? We don't care..we just want to know.

Kandi
, wasn't a fan at first but as the season went on you began to speak up more and come into your own. You know you did a hell of a job on Tardy for the Party! That really made you stand out. You were the only housewife that DELIVERED. Everybody claims to do so much but comes up looking like amateurs. You didnt. You seem to be the most down-to-earth person on the show. Don't have much criticism for you...but Kandi please don't let people run over you! You may be a little too nice. It's ok to say 'No' sometimes. Not everybody has your best interest at heart sweetie. You are a very strong person to make it through the loss of your ex-fiance' with all that you have goin on right now so just keep on truckin'! Good luck with everything!

Kim
, your ass is a fool. I don't know why you think people want to hate on you! At least you didn't change from season to season but ur still a mess. *Newsflash* YOU STILL CANNOT SING! But lucky for you in this industry nowadays..you don't have to! At least you did get the courage to get back in the studio and stand up to Ne Ne and now you have a hit on iTunes! You definitely take care of your girls so in my book regardless of what your REAL craft is, you're a HUSTLA! I want to not like you just because you're just way too much for me but you aight. How's Big Papa and the engagement?

Dwight
, (what? c'mon he was a housewife too!) We love you. I have never been more scared in my life than I was on that episode when you had on that spandex outfit(with the belly button out) and those heels!! It was like...Y am I seeing balls?? One of these things just doesn't belong here! Either the spandex and heels or the balls...See You at the Reunion!!

RHOA Reunion Show
Tonight at 10/9C on Bravo!

Friday, October 23, 2009

"MY DAUGHTER'S FATHER IS GABRIEL CANNON NOT RAY J !!!!"

Monica vented on Twitter yesterday saying, "I want to dispel any more rumors my daughters father is Gabriel Cannon NOT RAY J..." Gabriel Cannon?...Gabriel Cannon....Nope! doesn't ring a bell and I'm not too sure she used 'dispel' in the right context but MonicaDanger definitely wants to get her point across. Probably because pics have been surfing the web in these past weeks of her baby shower with Ray J in attendance front and center. But, we take ur word for it girl! If you say Ray J IS NOT the Father then he's not the father! Yeah she smashed the homies that's old news. She seems to be moving on with her life so You Go Girl! She recently gave birth to her daughter, Mayara Leon (cute name just wondering why she didn't get her daddy's last name) whom she states has a "full head of curly hair and blue eyes!" Awww, Congrats! Monica has chosen, as of now, to keep little Mayara out the spotlight.

Here's the pic she posted along with the comment


Just wondering why Ray J was at the shower and not the daddy??? And...Is this the only pic you got of you and dude?? *kanye shrug*

Speaking of Ray J...For The Love of Ray J 2 airs Monday, Nov. 2 at 9/8c only on VH1!
Here's the cast!

MonicaDanger will be on Season 2 of For The Love of Ray J?? Can't wait to see how that turns out. And I'm pretty sure most of the white girls will be eliminated FIRST!

Dirty Money Vs. Young Money??



Diddy's at it again! Singer Dawn Richard's, formerly of Danity Kane, Kaleena(I don't know much about this girl or what trashcan they found her in) and Mr. Ciroc himself have teamed up to form Dirty Money. I think the name is fitting seeing as to how Diddy finds talent, makes money off of them, and moves on to the next victim. Seems pretty 'dirty' to me. However, this is just another one of Grandpa Diddy's stunts. Nobody in the group is cute. Sorry Dawn, we love you but you're not the cutest girl in the pageant..you have gotten better though. Kaleena looks like a less classy version of Estelle and Diddy, well, at least he's rich. Am I the only one that is really confused as to why Diddy is IN the group?? Dawn is the only one that has any real talent.

Now we all know Young Money was founded by rapper Lil Wayne. Who HASN'T heard of our fav Canadian with the thick eyebrows Drake! And Nicki Minaj seems to be the latest chick with an ass invading little boys wet dreams. Gudda Gudda's on the roster along with Jae Millz and some others. Weezy's definitely hit the jackpot with Drake and Nicki seems to be creating quite a buzz herself. Neither of these two have albums out yet so only time will tell...But I, hands down, have MY money on Young Moolah Baabay!!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Boys Will Be Boys....

At what age should boys STOP running in packs like wolves?? I find it utterly and remotely disgusting when I see a group of guys 24 and older that run in packs together. Unless of course it's a Bachelor Party, Birthday, Reunion...What else are you guys having a sausage convention for?? It comes a time when you must let childish things go. Fellas, not saying you can't go out and have fun but go with a select few friends. Leave the ones that don't know how to act at home! Fighting in the club went out with Lil' John and crunk music. Where is he now?? Right.

Wanna know why that chick you call your girlfriend is annoying, childish, and immature? Because she should be. You've set your standards as such whether you realize it or not. Your mindset and maturity level is revealed through your actions. Quit trying to hold on to your college days..they're gone and NEVER COMING BACK! Its over. Reminisce about the good 'ol days and MOVE ON or else its all gonna hit you on your 40th birthday when you're alone and blowing out 40 candles by yourself. Unless of course, that's what you want.

At what age do boys stop running in packs like wolves?? When they become MEN.